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baawri: Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [x]

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:53:16 -0400

baawri:

Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [x]

shaollinfantastic: me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now me 5 mins later:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:54:58 -0400

shaollinfantastic:

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

mewithanie: allthingslinguistic: This young girl uses “los,”...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:51:57 -0400

mewithanie:

allthingslinguistic:

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

how the fuck old is this kid, 10?

You go, girl! Seems like the Youths are doing ok. ;)

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Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:20:42 -0400

averagefairy: me talking to myself in the back room at work

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 04:02:21 -0400

averagefairy:

me talking to myself in the back room at work

lievii: rakosuke: lievii: I..am tumblr mobile. explain Ugly, doesn’t function well,

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:10:02 -0400

lievii:

rakosuke:

lievii:

I..am tumblr mobile.

explain

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

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Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:07:12 -0400

dalishpariah: we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 02:37:14 -0400

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

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Tue, 19 Jun 2018 15:38:08 -0400

petitetimidgay: i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 04:34:40 -0400

petitetimidgay:

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:57:01 -0400

ironychan:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

slipher626: longbeachgriffy: when college students get robbed on...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:48:21 -0400

slipher626:

longbeachgriffy:

when college students get robbed on campus

I’m fking crying at how perfect this was played out like JFC give this dude an oscar

onyourleftbooob: so many white people don’t get this

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:39:47 -0400

onyourleftbooob:

so many white people don’t get this

ugly: “I pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.” — 10 word story (via p-rincessri)

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:20:21 -0400

ugly:

“I pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.”

— 10 word story (via p-rincessri)

brasilian-bs: languagemoon: I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:20:21 -0400

brasilian-bs:

languagemoon:

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

me when i’m drunk

guiltygirl:i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:57:32 -0400

guiltygirl:

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

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Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:54:41 -0400

pines-chris: T’Challa! T’Challa! T’Challa!

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 01:46:19 -0400

pines-chris:

T’Challa! T’Challa! T’Challa!

feellikedreaming: kids-n-teens-blog: Christ’ sake this is hypnotic

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 12:49:43 -0400

feellikedreaming:

kids-n-teens-blog:

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic

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Wed, 13 Jun 2018 06:40:33 -0400